Words & Phrases Socks

£11
We like to call these our anti-nag shields. Wearing these gets you brownie points with your mother, and could dull her senses to every little thing you are (obviously) doing wrong with your life.
£12
A little aloof, a little manipulative, and a whole lotta cuddly. Meow.
£12
Phew! That was a close one though, wasn't it??
£12
Hey, just because they didn't mean it as a compliment doesn't mean you can't take it as one.

 

51% Nylon, 47% Cotton, 2% Elastane
£10
When you're being talked at about something you have zero interest in, just smile and nod and let your mind drift to your socks...
£11
Modern life is busy and fast paced. Tell the world how you feel with these expressive socks. This poor little donkey looks exactly how we feel. Zzzzzz.
£8
Sometimes you just gotta let your socks say it.
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Sometimes you just gotta let your socks say it.
£11
There's a special message on these cute socks with puppies, butterflies and flowers... Make a big statement and let the world know you don't answer to anyone in a pair of these fun vintage-inspired 'not your bitch' puppy dog socks.
£12
You think old guys can't stand up for themselves? Well, you're WRONG.

 

49% Cotton, 49% Nylon, 2% Elastane
£12
Question: If a woman in a forest shouts, "I fucking love it out here!" and no one hears it, does she make a sound? Answer: No, and that's how she likes it.

Also available for men.
£10
I'm doing side quests. Legit.
£10
Is that a shimmering light I see up ahead in the distance?
£10
Because no-one has EVER said "have a nice day" and not really meant it, right?
£8
We were talking about the size of your aubergines.
£11
... Just like these sun loving, sunglass wearing, heel strutting, cocktail drinking fancy AF flamingos.
£11
We're not sure of the relevance of this cat, maybe he's just trying to get his shit together... just like us.
£11
Sometimes we all wish we could just bury our heads in the sand and be done with it. On days like these, ignore any unpleasant realities and just focus on your feet.

 

£11
We're not saying it replaces your psychotherapist, but as keen riders will tell you, a cycle-therapist (your bike) can do wonders for your wellbeing. These bicycle socks featuring a sweet vintage road bike with hypnosis spiral for a wheel will make a great partner on your next ride. Goodbye stress!
£10
And retro is cool.
£11
Just in case it wasn't obvious from my crazy ass actions.
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Else Mr Toad is gonna kick yo' ass outta bed.

Also available for women.
£10
So many clowns and jokers everywhere, and here you are caught up in the middle of it all. Ringmaster of the Shit Show.
£10
Those cats were fast as lightning. In fact, it was a little bit frightening... But they fought with expert timing. Yes, EVERYBODY was Kung Fu fighting!
£11
They probably think that's a good thing.
£11
Prickly on the the inside too? Just don't.
£8
Or however you wanna say it - pipe down; cool it; shut your face.
£11
Have a Killer Day 👻🔪🩸
£11
Sometimes things annoy us, but sometimes we need to be reminded that if we let it go, we can get on with enjoying our lives, with some great socks to boot.